Well I was recently reading a blog post about a bad border crossing into Canada from everything-everywhere.com After reading that story got me to thinking about all the border crossings I have done over the last few years. I will start with the worst and work my way to the best.
5-Going to the USA for a new Job (or so I thought)
Well on this one I had accepted an offer for a new job in the Boston Area, had given my notice at my current job in Montreal, had signed all the paperwork, prepared everything for my trip down. lined up a hotel to stay at till I could start looking for more permanent accommodations. Any way start the drive down to the border on a Wednesday evening, get there, and get the usual questions, where are you going, why, etc…
Then I get asked to go inside to review my paperwork, after almost 2 hours sitting there, without any update the officer comes back and tells me that I can’t go into the US and need to return home. then I was asked to sign a paper, which I refused as it had no explanation on it, and when I asked him he said that is fine I don’t need to sign it. So I returned home after stopping at the Canadian border and trying to explain to them why I was refused entry. They couldn’t understand why either.
So needless to say that job did not happen.
4-Returning Rental Truck to the USA (After moving back to Canada)
After moving back to Canada I had to return the Penske Truck to the closest rental office in Plattsburg, (take a note if you ever have to do this it might be easier to use U-Haul) well for some reason it was extremely complicated for the agents at the US Border to understand that I was bringing an empty truck to the USA. After about an hour they finally let us go.
3-Coming back to Canada to visit with our Dog
This was probably the easiest border crossing in a car we have ever had, we had prepared everything they might ask for, the vaccination certificate for our dog, his registration, our passports, but there was no need. We got to the agent, she asked us our citizenship, we said Canadian, and she scanned our passports and told us have a nice day.
2-US Customs in Chicago
This was on the return portion of a trip to Italy for work, we had a stopover in Chicago to visit some family, also as we were in the process of getting our permanent residency in the USA we had some travel paperwork that needed to be stamped by US Customs. This was probably the funniest situation, The lawyer had warned us to make sure they stamp all our paperwork. I had the agent the paperwork with our passports, and he looks at me and asks “what am I suppose to do with this?”. I couldn’t help but laugh, I then answered him and repeated what the lawyer said. he said he had never done this before, so he asked another agent who said ” Oh yeah, this is easy” and finished up the paperwork.
1-Passport control in Milan, Italy
This was probably the quickest and funniest ever, we get to passport control to get out of the airport, the agent is deep in conversation with another agent, without even skipping a beat, he looks at my wife passport, then mine, stamps mine and hands them back and never stopped talking the whole time, and didn’t even say one word to us.